Jokes

Teacher : Spell the word NEEDLE
Wangden : N-E-I_.....
Teacher : There is no 'I' in NEEDLE
Wangden : No Eye. Then it must be a broken needle

Police : Do you work?
Thief: oh, now and then
Police : What do you do?
Thief: This and that.
Police : Where do you live?
Thief : oh.  Here and there.
Police : Put him in the lock-up
Thief: When will i get out?
Police : Oh, Sooner or later

Ramesh: My dog doesn't eat meat.
Vet : Why (Surprisingly)?
Ramesh : I dont give him anything