A man and his wife are driving home from the party and got pulled over by the cops. Then there began the talk.
Officer : Sir, did you know you were speeding?
Husband : No, officer, I didn’t.
Wife : I knew, it was. I told you to stop. It was red before you even got to the intersection. I told you would get caught.
Officer : Sir, does she always talk to you like this?
Wife : He interjects….! Only when he has been drinking.
